I blame the economy

You know it is a tough job market when you start seeing help wanted ads like these:

Is this considered honesty?

Is this considered honesty?

You don't just get to make sandwiches, you also get to crush dreams. Your very own.

You don't just get to make sandwiches, you also get to crush dreams. Your very own.

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Sadly, this explains my job…

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I don’t need a bike lane


Who needs a bike lane?

LightLane Bike Lane

LightLane Bike Lane

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Tweets from 2009-06-28

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Tweets from 2009-06-21

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God I love the onion

I am a fan of David Letterman too, but the onion is just funny.

I'll be right back

I'll be right back

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Living…

I make my living by rearranging ones and zeros. I should have known this by now, but it is nice for me to be able to put it into the most basic terms.

Sounds better than me saying I make my living by clicking buttons.

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Tweets from 2009-06-14

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Tweets from 2009-06-07

  • Just got back from the lake. Had no reception up there this weekend. Our place has reception and WiFi. Miss that sometimes at other places. #
  • Where’s my coffee? #
  • @ShooflyPie I wish in reply to ShooflyPie #
  • There is NO WAY natal can possibly work the way they are advertising. #
  • Roy Moore is running for governor. In related news, I am looking for a home in Washington State. #
  • @bretstanfield Is that far enough away? I figured I needed to move to the opposite end of the country without going to HI or AK. in reply to bretstanfield #
  • @bretstanfield I tried to warn you about the Mountain High Hippies. in reply to bretstanfield #
  • Ok, so the Forrest Gump run across America was pretty cool. #Conan #
  • Sorry, I meant #Conando apparently. #
  • Windows 7 will be released on October 22. Great, yet another OS to support. http://bit.ly/3pcjzC #
  • @emflowers We’ll all go! But then we will have to sleep on the streets and steal food off of the al fresco cafe tables when folks look away. in reply to emflowers #
  • Tweetie is great for the iPhone, but not so much as a desktop client. No auto scroll to new tweets. Twhirl and tweetdeck do a better job. #
  • @bshoults Trying it out with that option selected, giving it another try, but I still don’t like the way you have to RT by command clicking. in reply to bshoults #
  • @bshoults I do like growl notifications though. That’s a plus. in reply to bshoults #
  • @ShooflyPie Today’s rainy day is a welcome one in my opinion. in reply to ShooflyPie #
  • Going for a walk in the neighborhood. #
  • @bretstanfield I think that is a euphemism rather than an actual job description. Might be worth trying out. in reply to bretstanfield #
  • @megprpr I just saw her, agreed! Very rude. in reply to megprpr #
  • So tired. I could use a nap. Why aren’t there napping accommodations at work? #
  • Listening to Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King. This is a much better studio album than their last two, still growing on me. #DMB #
  • @rdfrench Is this really any different from any other social network? I think the 90/10 rule applies to almost all of them. in reply to rdfrench #
  • Crap my pants funny! http://bit.ly/8FeaT Stop! Hammer Time! #
  • @lyndseyfifield you should stick a diesel engine on that thing, just so you don’t kill people. Maybe some strobe lights & street flares too. in reply to lyndseyfifield #
  • @lyndseyfifield right until a hipster jumps out in front of you thinking it was in their headphones. in reply to lyndseyfifield #
  • Because of the MIME types on our server, I couldn’t make MP3s stream on play pages. I had to use flash. I hate using flash. #

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Tweets from 2009-05-31

  • Just completed a 4.14 mi run with @runkeeper, check it out http://bit.ly/srVYr #runkeeper #
  • Hello bacon. #
  • @bshoults force quit or die tryin’ is also refered to as holding the power button down. Wait, that’s force quit AND die tryin’. in reply to bshoults #
  • At el rey having drinks with friends. #
  • @lyndseyfifield let’s face it, he makes republicans look bad. in reply to lyndseyfifield #
  • Tried to install Windows 7, but it appears I have to fix my DVD drive first. Won’t boot. Thinking about making it a bootable USB instead. #
  • Well, the USB drive was FAIL. Let’s see next step, going to attach the external drive via TCP/IP and then ZZZZZZZzzzzz…. #
  • Ugh, I quit watching the Today show because there was no news, The same goes to the Early show. Screw it. #
  • @bretstanfield it’s funny that you never see a sign stating “The Death Penalty kills what god created.” in reply to bretstanfield #
  • @emflowers never running with you again speedy!!! Congratulations. in reply to emflowers #
  • Getting the KBOX up and running again, making updates work. I hope. #
  • Just getting home. Now to check out that pesky serpentine belt issue on the Civic. #
  • @bretstanfield welcome home, er, I mean, your home. in reply to bretstanfield #
  • @lukelucas yikes! in reply to lukelucas #
  • @bretstanfield That sir is unamerican. Coffee is my saving grace in the morning. in reply to bretstanfield #
  • Oh GM, just die already. If you couldn’t save yourself after $20 billion, just get out of the way. There are plenty of other car makers. #

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