Somebody, why are you reading John’s journal anyway? That is probably why you have been damned by The Fish. There is no reason for living now. Take your own life before the cold grip of The Fish takes it for you.
Somebody, dont listen to The Gay. He just wants to be different so everyone will think that he is cool. He really does not like you. He would rather rape you first. He’s crazy like that. Crazy like a fox.
I think it has something to do with the person writing this. But don’t tell that to somebody. He dosen’t realize that pholower is the master of all types of communication.
This is to Somebody, I have your IP and I will hunt you down.
Damn…all i said was one comment in the beginning and now there is all this. I know the Guy is cool, and i am pretty sure he won’t rape me. Pholower, if you knew who i was, you would already have talked to me. All you peoples are retarded. i thought by now yall might have figured who i am….this is too funny…
Why did you tell me to keep up the good work? And who is retarded? And I don’t rape anybody in September. And sentences aren’t supposed to begin with and!
here’s the thing, i thought you might be joseph, except that as far as i know he’s not so much into sports that he would know all this stuff. in fact, the only person i know who is into sports so much is bret! but… i don’t know everyone.
So I was walking down the street the other day when I heard a strange noise coming from behind the telephone pole I was about to pass. I approached the pole and kneeled down in an attempt to discover the source of the noise. A furry, yellow ball was right beside the pole. I sprang back in astonishment when the ball uncurled to reveal that it was in fact a furry little man. “Ello ya large chap. Was youse here cuz ya heard me singin?” he asked in a rather odd accent. “Yes, I heard something and was curious,” I replied. “oy… Tha young snappa’s a’curious, eh? I bet you’d like ta know whar I come from, ay, boy?” I timidly nodded my head, as is called for in this type of situation. “Well’en mate folla me!” exclaimed the strange little man. He then leapt right into the telephone pole. I was a tad reluctant to follow, but, as always, my curiousity got the best of me. I backed up a little and ran straight to the telephone pole, leaping with all the freedom I could allow myself! The paramedics told me that I would need at least twelve stitches for my forehead, and I would have to wear a sling for three weeks in order for my shoulder to heal. Damn!
Fuck all of you retards. Especialy Guy, don’t you assholes realize that it is him posting as somebody, pholower, you are a fucking idiot, you say you can find out who it is, but did you?
-Nobody2
You people must be some dumb bunch of idiots….it is not John, Joseph, Bret, Tara, Lisa, or Josh……I am the one and only somebody and my identity will never be discovered..hahaha
Fuck all of the shit about the braves and whoever else wants to get fucked, I say you should shit on the fucking shit and fuck out your guts with that shit with the fucking shit. Who in the shit cares about that fuck?
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it’s not basketball season, it’s football season. and i think baseball season is over……
-somebody
damn this somebody!
why am i damned?
-somebody
Somebody, why are you reading John’s journal anyway? That is probably why you have been damned by The Fish. There is no reason for living now. Take your own life before the cold grip of The Fish takes it for you.
Hi, Somebody! I’m The Guy. Don’t listen to these retards. I think you’re cool!
No person named Fish scares me. Thanks Guy.
-Somebody
Somebody, dont listen to The Gay. He just wants to be different so everyone will think that he is cool. He really does not like you. He would rather rape you first. He’s crazy like that. Crazy like a fox.
How does the shortest journal entry get so many comments?? I think you are all retarded!!
you are damn because i know not who you are.
I think it has something to do with the person writing this. But don’t tell that to somebody. He dosen’t realize that pholower is the master of all types of communication.
who is this somebody?
You call us retarded…but you are contributing as well.
Damn…all i said was one comment in the beginning and now there is all this. I know the Guy is cool, and i am pretty sure he won’t rape me. Pholower, if you knew who i was, you would already have talked to me. All you peoples are retarded. i thought by now yall might have figured who i am….this is too funny…
-Somebody
What? I think this is hillarious. In fact I think it is funny that we are keeping all of the insanity going. Keep up the good work guy!
stilldie!Why did you tell me to keep up the good work? And who is retarded? And I don’t rape anybody in September. And sentences aren’t supposed to begin with and!
Hey!!! I am number seventeen!!!
And you are gay. Congratulations.
somebody isn’t Joseph…and i still will not die….all of yall know who i am….hehe
-somebody
dont begin your sentences with and.
yes we do
I KNOW WHO IT IS!!!
Then who am i? Am i a boy or a girl?
-somebody
You Gay, thats for sure!
who is it? and why do i always get left out? boo hoo
here’s the thing, i thought you might be joseph, except that as far as i know he’s not so much into sports that he would know all this stuff. in fact, the only person i know who is into sports so much is bret! but… i don’t know everyone.
i think i have been figured out…lol
-somebody
You people are pathetic. If you havent figureed it out by now, then you will never figure it out.
-somebody
Hey! somebody else is pretending to be me now….
-somebody
It’s not Bret
-somebody
the new phone books are here!
the new phone books are here!
i’m somebody now!
-somebody else!
hey, that’s a rip-off! i was somebody else first!!
No I was somebody first!
-somebody
Somebody is Steve Martin
somebody has seen the jerk.
-somebody else
OK LOOK I AM THE FIRST SOMEBODY!! NOBODY CAN BE ME….
-SOMEBODY’S MAD
what jerk?
-somebody
no i am the first somebody!
-somebody
im a confused somebody…else
alright, we are almost to 50! keep it up you cretins.
Okay, now I am pissed off. I am not Steve Martin! I am Jerry Garcia.
-Somebody
So I was walking down the street the other day when I heard a strange noise coming from behind the telephone pole I was about to pass. I approached the pole and kneeled down in an attempt to discover the source of the noise. A furry, yellow ball was right beside the pole. I sprang back in astonishment when the ball uncurled to reveal that it was in fact a furry little man. “Ello ya large chap. Was youse here cuz ya heard me singin?” he asked in a rather odd accent. “Yes, I heard something and was curious,” I replied. “oy… Tha young snappa’s a’curious, eh? I bet you’d like ta know whar I come from, ay, boy?” I timidly nodded my head, as is called for in this type of situation. “Well’en mate folla me!” exclaimed the strange little man. He then leapt right into the telephone pole. I was a tad reluctant to follow, but, as always, my curiousity got the best of me. I backed up a little and ran straight to the telephone pole, leaping with all the freedom I could allow myself! The paramedics told me that I would need at least twelve stitches for my forehead, and I would have to wear a sling for three weeks in order for my shoulder to heal. Damn!
Um, I think you are supposed to put that in YOUR journal.
Damn this Fish
-Somebody else
Fuck all of you retards. Especialy Guy, don’t you assholes realize that it is him posting as somebody, pholower, you are a fucking idiot, you say you can find out who it is, but did you?
-Nobody2
you spelled especially wrong dumbass.
hey! only john does the little letter at the bottom like that
what the fuck is your problem? we’re just having fun
yeah bitch
You people must be some dumb bunch of idiots….it is not John, Joseph, Bret, Tara, Lisa, or Josh……I am the one and only somebody and my identity will never be discovered..hahaha
-somebody
Why the heell does everyone think it is me?
heell?
R.I.P “how ’bout them braves” entrie. you have been so good to us all. you will be missed.
I am sure you mean entry, not entrie.
Fuck all of the shit about the braves and whoever else wants to get fucked, I say you should shit on the fucking shit and fuck out your guts with that shit with the fucking shit. Who in the shit cares about that fuck?
Fuck all of you fuckers
I am number 60 you piss assed bitches
Jason Mewes is Somebody now!!!
now that reply has got to be john. you folks are retarded…hahaha. nobody has discovered the somebody….
-somebody
i don’t care about the fuck, but i do care about the fucking shit.
why, yes i do.
Thought I would just go here and make me the 65th person to comment on this guys page. Not bad, keep up the good work pholower.
Lets get this one started up again!!!
hey it has been exactly one month since someone has commented in here. damn
I thought you were 18!