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Merry Christmas and Ho Ho Ho. I am going into work to cover for somebody. It is okay, I wanted to cover for them. I would be extremely bored if I didn’t. I had to travel to Rockford, AL today. Yeah, it sucked. The only thing in that town worth mentioning is a stop n shop in the center of town. At least they have a red light. (it is a blinking 4 way stop red light, but a red light none-the-less. When I was coming back I got really hungry. So I stopped into the Hardee’s in Wetumpka. As I was ordering, the lady came up to the counter with her food and said, “I want my money back.”
They called the manager up, and she said, “Can I help you?”
The lady said “yeah, I want my money back.”
“Why’s that?” said the manager.
The lady looked like she didn’t know for a second and then said, “Because this hamburger doesn’t have real meat in it.”
“Yes it does” the manager replied.
“No it doesn’t, I can’t eat this fake stuff.”
“You can’t eat it because you don’t have any teeth.”
“Well, I still want my money back.”
“Okay”
WHAT THE FUCK? Maybe I should try to get my money back for the food too. Then again, I was going to eat mine. I could always say that I should have to pay for it because it is just going to come out of my system in time anyway. Besides, I never knew that fast food places had a “no hassle” return policy. I guess they are owned by wal-mart.