My sister graduated today. Big event here in Montgomery. When a class and their family can fill the collusieum. Very loud, Very Hot, and last but not least, Very Long.
Found a snazzy little journal that I am surprised nobody has picked up on yet.
I am wondering what I did wrong. Was it because I couldn’t leave? Was it because I went out? The contradiction may exist, but the time frames are different.
It seems as if I worked my ass off for disappointment. I strive for a goal that could not be achieved for you. And now the inevitable failure is all my fault.
Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. Never use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Five Minutes: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your hockey game is going to last before you do whatever it is she wants you to do.
Nothing: This means something. Be on your toes. Nothing is usually used to describe the feeling she has of wanting to rip your face off. Nothing usually signifies an argument that will last five minutes and end with the word fine.
Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows): Translation: “I dare you.” This will result in her getting mad over nothing and will end with the word fine.
Go Ahead (Normal Eyebrows): Translation: “I give up” or “Do what you want, I don’t care.” You will get a go ahead with raised eyebrows in just a few minutes, followed by nothing and fine. She will talk to you in about five minutes when she cools off.
Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but it is still a verbal statement misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are a moron at the moment and wonders why she’s wasting her time arguing with you over nothing.
Soft Sigh: (Again, not a word, but you know…) She is content. Your best bet is not to talk or move or breathe and she will stay content.
Oh: This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example: “Oh, well, I just talked to him about what you were doing last night.” If she says oh before any statement, run — do not walk — to the nearest exit.
That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can say to a man. That’s okay means that she wants to think long and hard before repaying you for whatever it is that you did wrong. You do not want to be there when that happends.
Please Do: This is not a statement, it’s an offer. She’s giving you the opportunity to come up with whatever lame-ass excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is you’ve done. You have a fair change to tell the truth here. Be very careful and you shouldn’t get a “that’s okay.”
Thanks: She’s thanking you. Don’t feel faint, just say, “You’re welcome.”
Thanks a Lot: This longer phrase is not to be confused with thanks. She’ll say “thanks a lot” when she’s actually seriously peeved at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way and will generally be followed by the loud sigh. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the loud sigh, or she will say nothing and raise her eyebrows.
Sam, Dana, I love you guys, it rocked the casbah
Just saw the new TrusCompany video (yes 41 down) and it rocks. Sweet.
Episode II rocks, must say I.
I realized today though, that I am no longer a loner.
I always used to consider myself one.
I never felt like I needed anybody.
But there is a person that makes me feel great.
I hope my loner days are over.
The Olive Room might have rocked too much.
Especialy at the times of 3:30, 5:00, and 6:30 this morning.
Ouch
The Olive Room Rocked
The International Federation of the Phonographic Industry (IFPI), an industry trade body, said global music sales fell by five percent in 2001, hurt particularly hard by the rise of CD burning and Internet song-sharing sites.
Have they ever considered the fact that they are marketing crap these days, and that CDs are kept at an artificialy high price which consumers might not feel is worth their money. Not to mention the artists get next to nothing in return anyway? Damn, maybe they need to start looking at statistics first instead of pointing fingers, and taking people to court. Well, then again, maybe they shouldn’t, because wouldn’t it break their heart to find out that 20% of the people who are doing file sharing spend more money on music, and almost 70% haven’t changed their spending at all. I think they need to look at the recent RECESSION we were in.
