Archive for February, 2004

Alive and kicking

The vacation is over… Sickness now has taken over. No really, not sickness of reality, I mean I have a damn fever and I feel terrible. For all it’s worth, the vacation was great. The weather was nearly perfect the entire time. I got my raw oysters on the half shell, and seafood galore. Went hiking in the sand dunes with Erika, and had an overall great time. Now it is time to study again. English test at 8 in the morning. Only a little bit more to go over.

Pictures of the time in Florida can be had here. They are big, so be patient. Some of the pictures aren’t that great, but what the hell do you want me to do about it.

Again, as I stated earlier, I must get back to studying, and getting better. I feel like utter shit right now, but I am still kicking…

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I am an Intellectual

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Typing

I find it so weird that your fingers know exactly where each key is on a keyboard when you type. You don’t think about it like you would other tasks. You just do it and it happens. My fingers move in a seemingly random pattern, only until you realize that it is forming letters and words and sentences, OH MY!

East Coaster

Bush Diagnosed With Attention-To-Deficit Disorder

WASHINGTON, DC—Pointing to massive war-time tax cuts, physicians from the Congressional Budget Office diagnosed President Bush with attention-to-deficit disorder Monday. “The president exhibits all the symptoms of ATDD: impulsiveness, restlessness, inability to focus on mounting U.S. debt likely to reach $400 billion by the year’s end,” Dr. Terrence Spellman said. “Failing to address his affliction could lead to serious long-term fiscal health problems for future generations of Americans.” To treat the president’s ATDD, Spellman prescribed Ritalin and an introductory course in high-school economics.

Phone Post: An Amendment…

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