There are a few things I do at work that resemble art. And when I talk of art, I am really only talking about two things. Either the movie Office Space, or the comic strip Dilbert. For fans of the movie Office Space, I only have this to say.
You hear the jokes about TPS reports… I really have to do TPS reports. EVERYDAY. For those you who are curious as to what TPS actually means, well, it simply stands for Tracking Payments System. I don’t have to attach cover sheets to these, and I don’t staple them with my red swingline stapler, I simply look at payments we have received on certain days and then calculate what percentage we are getting and when, and try to apply that to a forcast of payments. I do have a couple of bosses looking over me to make sure I have done it correctly. Usually it looks horrible.
Dates are out of place, numbers don’t add up, and percentages look like crap. But now that I have taken the time to rethink how I do these reports, they have started to look better. And today, I can gladly say that I have gotten the stuff corrected, numbers look good, and I won’t have to clean off fish in my office to feel better about myself.
I do want my red stapler back though.
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