The weather outside is perfect right now. 69 maybe 70 degrees. Slight breeze. Maybe it is because of the lawn work I did today. That always makes the evening weather seem so much more peaceful. Something to drink, a cigarette, sitting on the porch. great!
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Unbelievably Fake!
I said the next pope should have been a younger guy. What I meant by younger guy was much younger than Pope John Paul II when he became the pope. The complete oposite happened. Cardinal Ratzinger became one of the oldest popes, at 78 years of age.
In this world of instant media, satelite communications, and of course, bloggers, a young pope would have done wonders for the catholic church. Instead, the older, more conservative pope may do the opposite after all the smoke has cleared from this historic event.
Peter Kiefer of Reuters reported, “Most of the major TV networks went so far as to rent apartments — some for as long as five years — to get the best shots of both St. Peter’s Basilica and appropriate angles for the upcoming conclave at which the next pope will be elected.”
Now because of his age, maybe they should keep those apartments rented so they can capture history again in the next 10 years. At 78 years old, he may not last long.
Finally, it has been quite some time since I have had a day off. I get to go to the lake for the first time of this year. Maybe some pictures later.
This is mostly for Bret and James but the pictures for the game can be found here.
With all of the websites out there chaning their shit for one day just because it is April Fool’s Day I have to say this. You have taken it too far. I have never like April Fool’s Day. I think people go out of hand to play pranks, so now I will be doing the ultimate prank, not visiting these sites…
I refuse to get onto LiveJournal at all again today because of this. Brad’s Corner indeed.
ThinkGeek, I will not be purchacing anything from you today because you suck for changing your ENTIRE site for this one day.
Google, for a moment, I thought you had escaped today’s jokes, but from the look of Google Gulp, you have not. Eat shit and die google.
This one also goes to The Onion, I used to trust you as my news source, but after seeing what you have done to the headlines, I will probably no longer visit your site again, ever, ever, ever!
There is also a man that sold his son. Apparently this was to buy more gadgets, but you know what, I ain’t buying it, nor am I every visiting your site again asshole.
This memo *geek warning is good, until you realize it is a hoax. I wish that the guy who wrote this was a lawmaker here, maybe we could get some shit done. update: apparently he also wrote this and also this
Okay, so Google is at it again, I think this might be old, but it still means I won’t be visiting their site anymore. (This particular URL obviously I wouldn’t have known about it if I never visited google again)
Christ! Google has done it again. I can’t even check my email without getting knee deep into it. You know if they spent as much time working on their services as they did their April Fool’s Day jokes, they would be the number one search engine in the world.
This will probably be updated several times today as I find more sites I will never visit again because they like April Fool’s Day to be funny, bastards.
