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Thanksgiving was yesterday and it was a great day. I got to stay in all day. Turkey, dressing, cranberry sauce, green beans, brocolli caserole, some potato stuff, um… pretzel salad, cookies, 7 layer cookies, yams, sweet potatoes with marshmellows, diabetic coma, country ham, honey baked ham, rolls, hash brown caserol, there was other stuff Im sure.

After I woke up with my blood sugar spiking into the thousands I had some coffee and breakfast the next day. After laying around the house for a few hours, it was decided that we partake in the obligitory traffic fighting, and rude holiday awakening that is black friday.

The new reports were abuzz with this phenomenon. People racing into department stores as if they were rat mazes with pieces of cheese at the end. The winner of course gets not a piece of cheese, however; they are rewarded with a $400 laptop that will break at the first sight of christmas day. Only to be returned in haste on January 2nd. A lesser known, but still important retail day called Red New Years. They day when all retail outlets go from the black right back into the red on their new accounting period because all the crap they sold on black friday is a piece of shit.

-end of Douglas Adams rant

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