The “must-have” Christmas Item of 2006 8

Ah yes, the Fish n’ Flush, I only wish this was a joke.

Ah yes, the Fish n’ Flush, I only wish this was a joke.
I haven’t written in sometime because of the outrageous amount of work I have been doing for school. I’m sure most of you are aware of this horrific time of the year known as finals. Some of you may also be going through this process yourself. For those of you in this unfortunate situation, I wish you bon chance.
Step 1: Put your iTunes/MP3/Launchast player on random.
Step 2: Post the first line(s) of the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: NO CHEATING
1) On the lawn before the bouquet fell
Long before we hear the ringing bell
2) I’m writing ’bout the Book I read
I have to sing about the Book I read
3) The room was filled with talk
For anyone listening
4) She’s slender
Oh, she’s cream
She’s face
5) Trouble falls in my home
Troubled man, troubled stone
6) Lover lover let’s pretend We’re born as innocents
Cast into the world With apple eyes
7) Did you forget the awful things I’ve done
Did you forget the awful things I’ve done
The more that we take The paler we get
I can’t remember what it is We try to forget
9) Don’t leave me now
Don’t say its the end of the road
10) Caroline Those crazy eyes that shine
The days blowing through my mind
Like falling leaves
11) I can hear so much in your sighs
And I can see so much in your eyes
12) I know, what I know, I know On the car ride down
I hear it in my head real low
13) I’ve looked under chairs I’ve looked under tables
I’ve tried to find the key To fifty million fables
14) From the back of your big brown eyes
I knew you’d be gone as soon as you could
15) From the 22nd floor Walking down the corridor
Looking out the picture window down On Sycamore
16) I can’t feel this way much longer expecting to survive
with all these hidden innuendos just waiting to arrive
17) Goodbye baby, so long girl.
I know you ain’t gonna like it, But I’m stepping right out in your world
18) Rose lived on the south side of town
Until her landlord showed up with two hundred dollar bills
A notice of eviction on the other hand
19) There’s an evenin’ haze settlin’ over town Starlight by the edge of the creek
The buyin’ power of the proletariat’s gone down Money’s gettin’ shallow and weak
20) I been in the right place But it must have been the wrong time
I’d of said the right thing But I must have used the wrong line
Sunshine, The Decemberist
The Book I Read, Talking Heads
Saturday, Yo La Tengo
Ex-Supermodel, Guided By Voices
The Man of Metropolis Steals Our Hearts, Sufjan Stevens
Geek U.S.A., Smashing Pumpkins
Mansion In The Sky, Brian Jonestown Massacre
Love Is Not Enough, Nine Inch Nails
Don’t Leave Me Now, Pink Floyd
Caroline, David Grey
Don’t Talk, Beach Boys
Turn Into, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
The Seeker, The Who
Magic, Ben Folds Five
Little Bombs, Aimee Mann
Bye Bye Love, The Cars
Goodbye Baby, Van Morrison
Carolina Rain, Ryan Adams
Workingman’s Blues #2, Bob Dylan
Right Place Wrong Time, Dr. John