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Great Valleywag post on what it would be like if Steve Jobs was president. Help us if this ever happens. Steve, just keep apple doing what it does.

Pageviews show that our Ron Paul endorsement isn’t working out. We’re going with Plan B: iGovernment, by Steve Jobs. Go buy a “Steve Jobs for President” T-shirt and see why he gets our endorsement.

• * State of the Union address will need to be read on Engadget.
• * Taxes $200 higher for early filers.
• * Dialing any goverment phone number gets a recording, “Did you know that you can get many of your questions answered online at support.apple.gov?”
• * White House press briefings closed to everyone except Walt Mossberg.
• * American flag: Black, with one white star in the middle.
• * $6 trillion budget most expensive ever, but fits into a manila envelope.
• * Foreign policy: “Boom.”

Endorsement: Steve Jobs for President

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